JOKES FOR YOU ALL...

Six Laughs: No1. A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep.The next day, their driver died of poisoning. **************************************No2. A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad why?He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum. **************************************No3. A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties.************************************No4. Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old caught them,Son: "What are you doing?" Ask the son. Father: "I’m putting petrol on your Mom."Son: "Haauu - Haauu! Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr OAK has put in yesterday." Mother fainted!************************************** No5. A man went to the pub with his wife.When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered:"You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't pay. ************************************** No6 - ClassicAn 8 year old boy is accused of rape*.In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, "Your honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!" **************************************Now that you've smiled, don't be stingy with the smiles, share them With friends...!